Epic Bonepipe

There once was a man named Vang
Proud member of the Blood's gang
Took offense when a mob on his doorstep sprang
And they had not come to bring him a meringue
With the courts his fate does hang

He took aim at a man named Yang
Who belonged to rival Crips gang
The gang did harangue a lady friend of Vang
Vang's gun went bang - Yang felt a pang as shots rang
On Vang prison door will now clang

But that was still not quite the whole shebang
(Please excuse my continued use of slang)
Yang did finally expire, gosh dang
Run down by an unrelated Vang
Was the car by any chance a Mustang?

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This one was submitted by my friend, Bonepipe

There once was a man from Murwillumbah
Jumped from a plane over Tyagarah
Parachutes didn't open
Like he must have been hopin'
Same fate as his friend from Goonellabah


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President's Nightmare?

She charged Bush with a serious crime
9 months later she says less than a mime
Her tale was so strange,
She couldn't be derange(d)
Where have the media been all this time?

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This was one of my all time favorites--yet it is the all time simplest...hmmm, how could that be? Often it is better to be seen than heard.

Madeline L'Engle

A headache, she gave Frank Black,
Opened another world through a tesseract,
Newbery Medal to her,
Writing caused time to blur,
Through it Meg Murry got Charlles Wallace back.

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