Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Epic Bonepipe

There once was a man named Vang
Proud member of the Blood's gang
Took offense when a mob on his doorstep sprang
And they had not come to bring him a meringue
With the courts his fate does hang

He took aim at a man named Yang
Who belonged to rival Crips gang
The gang did harangue a lady friend of Vang
Vang's gun went bang - Yang felt a pang as shots rang
On Vang prison door will now clang

But that was still not quite the whole shebang
(Please excuse my continued use of slang)
Yang did finally expire, gosh dang
Run down by an unrelated Vang
Was the car by any chance a Mustang?

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